Bob A. Job quotes and dialogue

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Scouts' Den

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Cheers, mate. Let’s do this again some time.
Cheers, mate. Let’s do this again some time.
This is my first time in Green Bays, and frankly, I’m a bit overwhelmed.
I really need someone to show me the ropes. Maybe you could help me out?
1 has made friends with the man from the mainland, Bob A. Job!
Oh, hi there. Are you competing in the challenge too?
My name is Bob A. Job, but you can call me Bob. I’m from the mainland.
This is my first time in Green Bays, and frankly, I’m a bit overwhelmed.
I really need someone to show me the ropes. Maybe you could help me out?
1 has made friends with the man from the mainland, Bob A. Job!
When I exchange monsters, I always try to make sure that they’re both of equal value.
That’s fairest for everyone, as I’m sure you’ll agree.
I don’t know about here in Green Bays, but that’s how we do things on the mainland.
So, what do you say? Shall we exchange monsters?
Normally, I like to collect monsters of the machine family...
...but there doesn’t seem to be many of them here in Green Bays.
If you DO happen to find any, please come and see me. Maybe we could make a deal.
Speaking of which, would you like to swap monsters?
Before we get to trading, let me tell you a story.
Once, a long time ago, I worked as a monster scout for a certain kingdom.
I became rather famous for it, in fact. Famous and wealthy. And with wealth came women. LOTS of women. I had everything I’d ever wanted.
But what I didn’t have was freedom. Scouting wasn’t fun any more, it was just a job. I longed to be answerable to no one, to live the life of a wandering scout... So I gave it all up.
It’s years since I left that life behind... But I don’t regret what I did. I mean, who needs a mountain of money and hoards of beautiful, willing, young ARRRRRRGH!!! ...Let’s change the subject, eh!? How about we swap some wom MONSTERS?
I heard about the catastrophe on Infern Isle. Green Bays really is quite dangerous.
But that’s exactly why it teems with such abundant monster life.
You see, every place has its good points and bad points. Just like monsters.
Which is why swapping monsters can be advantageous to both parties. So, shall we?
Swapping monsters can help both our teams, so why not?
Yes, well, it’s your choice, I suppose.
But remember though you lose something in every exchange, you gain something as well.