Dialogues
4971 lines across 23 scenes (59 distinct speakers).
Scene d022(69 lines)
Rapheal : No, you can’t sell me to science! I’ll get you the money, I promise!
Rapheal : ...Hm? Wh-Where am I? Oh...it was just a horrible dream...
Chuck : gurgle Bleeeeeegh...
Chuck : Me busy feeding the fissshies. Go away.
Chuck : Master said it was my fault we didn’t make the finals, so I has been, um, restructured.
Chuck : Ummm, maybe us meeting is not a coincidence? Maybe you give me a job?
Chuck : 1 has a new recruit. He should give it a name.
Chuck : Looks like your company’s, um, fully staffed already.
Chuck : Maybe you’ll have to restructure, if, um, you want me on your team, that is.
Chuck : Oh, um, right. sigh This is even worse than when I got rightsized.
Chuck : After the challenge is over, I never feel like doing nuffin’.
Chuck : I love it when there’s a challenge on...
Chuck : They give out free grub, see. It’s nice not be ’ungry all the time.
Chuck : I lost all my money and couldn’t go home, so everyone’s been looking after me.
Chuck : They throwed me outsss the house, and I floated aaall the way down here. gurrrgle
Chuck : But me likesss it here. FFFeels like home. guuurgle
Chuck : In every scout challenge, there are all kinds of dirty dealin’s be’ind the scenes.
Chuck : No one knows what, exactly, but there’s always somethin’ fishy goin’ on.
Chuck : The rumours start circulatin’ as soon as a new challenge begins.
Chuck : But not this time. It was clean as a whistle! No ’idden motives AT ALL.
Chuck : I spied this nasty-lookin’ black monster flyin’ to Infern Isle... Never seen nuffin’ like it.
Chuck : Sent a shiver down me spine, it did. An’ now I can’t seem to get it out me ’ead!
Chuck : sigh I’m flat broke, but there’s no work to be had anywhere.
Chuck : I came to see the challenge, but now I can’t get home again.
Chuck : Seems like I have no choice. I’ll have to become a scout and earn money by fighting.
Chuck : Now the challenge is over, I thought I’d visit the mainland.
Chuck : But the ship ain’t come, so I’m stuck ’ere.
Chuck : sigh I’m bleedin’ sick o’ the sewers.
Chuck : The challenge is over. It’s time I left for an ’oliday.
Chuck : Dunno who to take with me, though. ’Eligator or mechan-o’-wyrm?
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Attendant : B-But, he said he was only going to get a breath of fresh air!
Attendant : ...And when I asked to go along, he refused to let me follow him!
Attendant : So you just watched him leave!? You worthless, good-for-nothing...
Attendant : 1... Your father is no longer here.
Attendant : It is as if he has forsaken us all.
Attendant : No... No... That cannot be true!
Attendant : Please forgive me, Warden it was wrong of me to doubt you!
Attendant : The island’s a mass of sheer cliffs. He could only have headed in one direction...
Attendant : But the Warden he of all people surely he wouldn’t...
Attendant : The Warden was resting here while his injuries were tended to.
Attendant : He had recovered enough to walk a few steps, but not nearly enough to go outside.
Attendant : And yet...he just vanished into thin air!
Attendant : Of course, I searched every corner of this place, but he was nowhere to be found.
Attendant : The cadets who were away from headquarters finally returned.
Attendant : With their help, we recaptured the escaped monsters.
Attendant : I can’t believe what happened here while I was gone.
Attendant : What will become of us after all this!?
Attendant : If the Warden were here, he’d know what to do.
Attendant : IF THIS MESSAGE IS SHOWN, IT MEANS A BUG HAS JUST BEEN FOUND.
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Scene d052(159 lines)
Warden Trump : The darkonium sphere...is a concentrated ball of dark matter fashioned from...darkonium crystals...
Warden Trump : The only thing...capable of counteracting that darkness is...is the baryon sphere...
Warden Trump : He appears to have lost consciousness.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains H.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains H and puts OthemPitQ in his bag.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains 0.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : The treasure chest is actually a cannibox!
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains H.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains H and puts OthemPitQ in his bag.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains 0.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : The treasure chest is actually a mimic!
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains H.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains H and puts OthemPitQ in his bag.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains 0.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains a piece of darkonium and puts it in his bag.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Warden Trump : 1 obtains H.
Warden Trump : 1 opens the treasure chest.
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Scoutmaster Shuffles : It’s a simple little test you just have to bring me some monsters.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Of course, they have to be the right KIND of monsters...
Scoutmaster Shuffles : ...and sometimes, finding them isn’t so easy. It takes brains as well as brawn.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : But the good news is, you can keep all the monsters that you show me.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : And IF you bring the right ones, I’ll even reward you with a little prize.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : It’ll cost you five gold coins to play. What do you say?
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Now, problem number three... Oh, hang on. It’s too soon for that.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : We can’t continue until after the opening ceremony of the challenge has taken place on Domus Isle.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Next prob er, wait... There aren’t any. You’ve completed all ten!
Scoutmaster Shuffles : I’ll need time to prepare a new test. Come back later, young man.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : This is the home of Infant Isle’s famous Monster Scout Proficiency Test.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Well, young scout. You’ve completed the Monster Scout Proficiency Test... Which means you’re ready for something a little more challenging!
Scoutmaster Shuffles : TA-DA! It’s time for the Advanced Monster Scout Proficiency Test!
Scoutmaster Shuffles : The rules are the same you bring me the monsters I tell you to.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : But now the problems are VERY tricky. You’ll need to put your thinking cap on, lad and keep it on!
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Now then, it’ll cost you the princely sum of 1000 gold coins. Still want to take the test?
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Next prob er, wait... There aren’t any. You’ve completed all ten!
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Aye, you’re a fine scout indeed, to pass such a difficult test.
Scoutmaster Shuffles : You’re not just a champion fighter, lad you’re a champion thinker too!
Scoutmaster Shuffles : This is the home of the Monster Scout Proficiency Test. Your task is simple...
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Bring me a monster that you’ve scouted!
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Well, young scout? Do you have the monster that I asked for?
Scoutmaster Shuffles : This is the home of the Monster Scout Proficiency Test. Your task is simple...
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Bring me a monster that can equip a cypress staff!
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Well, young scout? Do you have the monster that I asked for?
Scoutmaster Shuffles : This is the home of the Monster Scout Proficiency Test. Your task is simple...
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Bring me a monster that only appears on this island at night!
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Well, young scout? Do you have the monster that I asked for?
Scoutmaster Shuffles : This is the home of the Monster Scout Proficiency Test. Your task is simple...
Scoutmaster Shuffles : Bring me a monster of the dragon family!
Scene f020(1027 lines)
Dr Snap : What a relief. If we had lost this...
Dr Snap : Ah, . Did you come to check on me?
Dr Snap : Well, don’t you worry, my boy. I’m quite all right, I assure you.
Dr Snap : All the bounders took were my research notes and a diary.
Dr Snap : But I haven’t lost a thing. It’s all up here, in my head.
Dr Snap : The important thing is that no one was hurt.
Dr Snap : Well, then. Let’s put this unpleasant incident behind us, shall we?
Dr Snap : The Scout’s Mark is still safe and sound.
Dr Snap : So you, young man, can go back to worrying about your challenge.
Dr Snap : I’ve taught you some of my finest tricks. It would be a shame not to see them put into practice in the finals!
Dr Snap : It’s locked and won’t open.
Dr Snap : Congratulations on your victory, .
Dr Snap : The award ceremony will take place in the Commissioner’s office. He’s waiting for you there now.
Dr Snap : Ahem. This is the Commissioner’s office.
Dr Snap : The Commissioner is a very busy man, don’t you know? He’s not to be disturbed.
Kakariin : Ah, I’m sorry.
Kakariin : I’m not authorised to allow anyone inside.
Kakariin : There is no time for that now.
Kakariin : Take the lift and leave Monster Scout HQ?
Kakariin : Welcome to Monster Scout HQ.
Kakariin : You’re here for the challenge, is that right? Let me just register you...
Kakariin : Okay, . I’ve registered you as a participant, so you’re all set.
Kakariin : Let me tell you about the Monster Scout Challenge.
Kakariin : Your first objective is to collect ten darkonium crystals.
Kakariin : Darkonium is a rare kind of rock, usually taking the form of star-shaped crystals.
Kakariin : There are darkonium crystals scattered across the islands.
Kakariin : Once you collect ten of them, you’re allowed to proceed to the goal.
Kakariin : The first five scouts who reach the goal advance to the next round of the challenge.
Kakariin : And that’s all you need to know for now.
Kakariin : You can always come here later to remind yourself of the rules.
Scene f030(62 lines)
Mr Wuffles : slobber GRRRRRR. ME HUNGRY.
Mr Wuffles : I bet you’ve got lots of girlfriends, being in the finals and all.
Mr Wuffles : I could never be that popular. Not in a thousand years.
Mr Wuffles : sigh I wish someone would open a matchmaking service for scouts...
Mr Wuffles : Mr Wuffles won’t accept any monster less than Rank A though we’d much prefer Rank S.
Mr Wuffles : But the matchmaking centre is hopeless.
Mr Wuffles : We’ve been here FOREVER and they haven’t found a single suitable partner.
Mr Wuffles : We refuse to compromise. Mr Wuffles is VERY particular.
Mr Wuffles : drool GRRRAWN. ME SLEEPY.
Mr Wuffles : Hey, champ. I bet you have all the girlfriends a guy could want, eh?
Mr Wuffles : Aaah, I’d give anything to be in your shoes. Anything!
Mr Wuffles : sigh I wish someone would open a matchmaking service for scouts...
Mr Wuffles : You seem to have some interesting monsters with you.
Mr Wuffles : I wonder if one of them would be a good match for Mr Wuffles?
Mr Wuffles : But if we did bring them together, I would have to say bye-bye to Mr Wuffles.
Mr Wuffles : ...NO! I couldn’t bear to part with him!
Mr Wuffles : sigh I should never have brought him here in the first place...
Mr Wuffles : I couldn’t possibly live without my Mr Wuffles.
Mr Wuffles : URRRGH. ME HAVE ACCIDENT.
Mr Wuffles : Yeah, well...actually, we’re going on a date.
Mr Wuffles : We’re both here all the time, see, and I started to notice how pretty she was.
Mr Wuffles : So I plucked up my courage and asked her out. And she said yes!
Mr Wuffles : She’s a scout too, so we have lots in common.
Mr Wuffles : Fancy meeting a man here in Monster Matchmaking!
Mr Wuffles : And it’s all thanks to Mr Wuffles. He’s my own personal cupid.
Mr Wuffles : dribble ME WANT GO HOME.
Mr Wuffles : We’re planning to open a Monster Matchmaking service on this floor.
Mr Wuffles : But we’re a little bit behind schedule.
Mr Wuffles : I’m so sorry about this. But do come back when we’re open!
Mr Wuffles : Welcome to Monster Matchmaking, where monsters come together.
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Igor Folds : I am Dr Snap’s great arch-rival, Igor Folds!
Igor Folds : I am vorking on a great invention zat vill make ze scout ring look like a baby’s toy.
Igor Folds : Ven ze public sees my creation, ze vorld vill never be ze same again!
Igor Folds : My name is Igor Folds...but YOU can call me Igor!
Igor Folds : I wouldn’t take the old geezer who lives downstairs too seriously, if I were you.
Igor Folds : He’s convinced himself that he’s Dr Snap’s great rival, but he’s the only one who thinks so.
Igor Folds : He hasn’t invented a single thing in his life.
Igor Folds : What do you think you’re doing!? This is a private house, I’ll have you know!
Igor Folds : Hmph. You challenge scouts think you own the place!
Igor Folds : My daughter wants to become a scout in the monster challenge.
Igor Folds : But my husband is dead set against it. He says it’s too dangerous.
Igor Folds : Hey, mister! You’re competing in the challenge, right?
Igor Folds : When I grow up, I’m going to be a scout too. See, I already have a monster!
Igor Folds : Glup, glop, guloop!
Igor Folds : I am Dr Snap’s great arch-rival, Igor Folds!
Igor Folds : I am vorking on a great invention zat vill make ze scout ring look like a baby’s toy.
Igor Folds : Ven ze public sees my creation, ze vorld vill never be ze same again!
Igor Folds : My name is Igor Folds...but YOU can call me Igor!
Igor Folds : I spend the day competing in the challenge, but in the evenings I like to relax at home.
Igor Folds : That’s just the way I live my life, and I’m not about to change!
Igor Folds : SLUUURP...
Igor Folds : The girl across the way asked me to look after her slime for her.
Igor Folds : Apparently, her parents don’t want her keeping monsters.
Igor Folds : IF THIS MESSAGE IS SHOWN, IT MEANS A BUG HAS JUST BEEN FOUND.
Igor Folds : Mummy, Mummy! It’s a monster!
Tryger : Hi, I’m Tryger! I’m really into dressing up like monsters. Pretty realistic, huh?
Tryger : Maybe a bit TOO realistic for the little girl’s liking... She still hasn’t calmed down.
Tryger : I’m looking to rent a room. Have you seen the landlord?
Tryger : That Igor Folds really gets on my nerves. What’s he blabbering on about this time?
Igor Folds : I am Dr Snap’s great arch-rival, Igor Folds!
Scene f060(40 lines)
Rapheal : I used to be a lovely ochre colour.
Rapheal : But I owe money to some very unpleasant gangsters, and I’ve turned blue with the stress.
Rapheal : People just assume I’m a run-of-the-mill healslime, but they’re quite wrong.
Rapheal : Don’t listen to ’im. ’E’s just a big fibber.
Rapheal : There ain’t no such thing as a mega ’ealslime.
Rapheal : You lookin’ for Rapheal? Cos ’e ain’t ’ere. Said ’e ’ad to take part in the challenge.
Rapheal : ’E don’t look it, but ’e’s actually a scout like you.
Rapheal : Didn’t I tell you? I’m competing in the challenge myself.
Rapheal : Winning the championship is the only way I can pay off my debts.
Rapheal : It don’t make no sense! ’Ow can a monster be a scout at the same time?
Rapheal : Not to mention ’e’s in the challenge! Wot was the MSO thinkin’?
Rapheal : Wot d’yer reckon? Think Rapheal ’as a chance o’ makin’ it to the finals?
Rapheal : ’E’s the local boy, see. I ’ope ’e does well.
Rapheal : My plan failed. I had hoped to pay off my debts by winning the championship.
Rapheal : Looks like my only chance now is to flee overseas.
Rapheal : It don’t make no sense! ’Ow can a monster be a scout at the same time?
Rapheal : Not to mention ’e were in the challenge! Wot was the MSO thinkin’?
Rapheal : Poor ol’ Rapheal looked so down. I told ’im to try again next challenge...
Rapheal : But with all the interest ’e owes, ’is debts jus’ keep gettin’ bigger an’ bigger.
Rapheal : My plan failed. I had hoped to pay off my debts by winning the championship.
Rapheal : Looks like my only chance now is to flee overseas.
Rapheal : I’m not a regular healslime, I tell you! I’m a mega healslime!
Rapheal : Why did the loan sharks lend ’im the dough in the first place? That’s wot I wanna know.
Rapheal : Maybe it’s cos yer don’t get many talkin’ ’ealslimes?
Rapheal : Yeah. They prob’ly thought they’d jus’ sell ’im to a collector if ’e couldn’t pay up.
Rapheal : Zzz...oh, no, I lost again! If I don’t win this next hand...zzz...
Rapheal : WAH! gasp pant Gracious me. What a horrible dream!
Rapheal : ’Ow did ol’ Rapheal get ’imself into debt in the first place?
Rapheal : I ain’t never ’eard o’ monsters ’avin’ money troubles before.
Rapheal : I’m going to enter Solitaire’s Challenge and win it!
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Igor Folds : Snap is dead, but his inventions are still used ze world over.
Igor Folds : If I invent something even better, zen I, Igor Folds, vill be ze vinner!
Igor Folds : My only regret is zat he vill never know. I vould have loved to see ze look on his face ven he lost!
Igor Folds : Snap and I vorked side by side in zis laboratory for many long years.
Igor Folds : Zen von day he kicked me out onto ze streets without any varning!
Igor Folds : Since zen, I am sinking of nothing but exacting revenge on ze man who betrayed Igor Folds!
Igor Folds : uuuUUURGH...
Igor Folds : Thou who darest waken me... ...I have waited long for thee.
Igor Folds : I was born of the fiery flames in the ancient depths of the underworld known as Nadiria. My destiny is to evolve beyond Lord of the Underworld and Emperor of Monsterkind!
Igor Folds : I bow to none excepting he that can defeat me through force of arms.
Igor Folds : Now, human. Dost thou seek a battle with me?
Igor Folds : uuuUUURGH... Thou who darest waken me... ...I have waited long for thee.
Igor Folds : I bow to none excepting he that can defeat me through force of arms.
Igor Folds : Now, human. Dost thou seek a battle with me?
Igor Folds : Nay, I refuse. Thou hast no room for one such as I in thy monster storage.
Igor Folds : Prepare thy monster storage first. Then we shall duel.
Igor Folds : Then begone with thee. I shall sleep until a real champion dares face me.
Igor Folds : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Igor Folds : 1 obtains H.
Igor Folds : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Igor Folds : 1 obtains H and puts OthemPitQ in his bag.
Igor Folds : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Igor Folds : 1 obtains 0.
Igor Folds : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Igor Folds : The treasure chest is actually a cannibox!
Igor Folds : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Igor Folds : 1 obtains H.
Igor Folds : 1 opens the treasure chest.
Igor Folds : 1 obtains H and puts OthemPitQ in his bag.
Igor Folds : 1 opens the treasure chest.
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Madame Rummy : Speak to the young gentleman downstairs and he will admit you into the garden.
Madame Rummy : If the vigour of your performance satisfies me...
Madame Rummy : ...you shall have free and unfettered access to my garden of delights!
Madame Rummy : So will you rise to the challenge, young man!? Ah-hua-hua-hua!
Madame Rummy : Each time you complete an area of the garden, a new one shall open to you.
Madame Rummy : I am most anxious to see how long it shall take...
Madame Rummy : ...for you to gain access to ALL the delights of my garden!
Madame Rummy : So will you rise to the challenge, young man!? Ah-hua-hua-hua!
Madame Rummy : Oh, how exciting! You now have full access to my huggies area!
Madame Rummy : Should you succeed in opening the next gate, you will be able to see everything. EVERYTHING!
Madame Rummy : I want to see you work up a good sweat, young man!
Madame Rummy : I am Madaaame Ronda Rummy, and this is my domain, Palaish Isle.
Madame Rummy : At last, you have opened the final gate.
Madame Rummy : The WHOLE island now lies open before you.
Madame Rummy : At least that’s what you’d like to believe, isn’t it? Ah-hua-hua-hua!
Madame Rummy : Well, you just keep thinking that for now, darling.
Madame Rummy : I am Madaaame Ronda Rummy, and this is my domain, Palaish Isle.
Madame Rummy : Ah-hua-hua-hua!
Madame Rummy : I found the entrance to a shrine on the north side of the island.
Madame Rummy : I went in to have a look around, but I got completely lost.
Madame Rummy : I bet you anything there’s something worth having hiding in there.
Madame Rummy : It wasn’t easy, but I managed to explore the biggest part of the shrine to the north.
Madame Rummy : And just when I was starting to doubt there was anything worth finding, I saw a blue chest...
Madame Rummy : But it was empty! Can you believe that? All that pain and suffering, for nothin’!
Madame Rummy : Hey, did you know that Old Maid Rummy sponsors the scout challenge?
Madame Rummy : Not only that, but she also supports Dr Snap’s research efforts.
Madame Rummy : Just think about how much the Old Maid must be spending... How does anyone get to be that rich?
Madame Rummy : Madame Rummy is extremely generous with her wealth, you know.
Madame Rummy : She even opened her gardens to the public. Now anyone can visit.
Madame Rummy : There was this really skilful girl scout who tried Madame Rummy’s garden challenge...
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Tryger : My name is Tryger. I may not look it, but I’m one of the finalists.
Tryger : You know why? This is just a costume! I bet I had you fooled!
Tryger : Instead of just waiting around, I’m going to try and squeeze in some last-minute training...
Tryger : But which island should I go to? I just can’t decide.
Tryger : There have been six previous scout challenges. Only once was the champion decided immediately.
Tryger : That was the very first one, when Commissioner Snap won.
Tryger : In other years, the challengers were so closely matched, it took time for a winner to emerge.
Tryger : Now then lad, have you visited the skill scroll shop in that newfangled department store of ours?
Tryger : Skill scrolls let you teach monsters skill sets without havin’ to do any synthesisin’, see.
Tryger : They can be pretty bleedin’ useful if you use them right.
Tryger : My name is Tryger. I may not look it, but I’m one of the finalists.
Tryger : You know why? This is just a costume! I bet I had you fooled!
Tryger : Instead of just waiting around, I’m going to try and squeeze in some last-minute training...
Tryger : But which island should I go to? I just can’t decide.
Tryger : All the scouts who were camped out in the den have upped sticks and gone.
Tryger : It’s like the day after a festival the place feels like a ghost town.
Tryger : Some skill sets require certain conditions before you can coax ’em out, so to speak. For example...
Tryger : ...some can only be obtained by combinin’ the existin’ skills of monsters usin’ synthesis.
Tryger : There are other ways to acquire skills. You just have to experiment, I reckon.
Tryger : I saw some ominous black clouds on the horizon, way over yonder.
Tryger : Over to the east, they were. That’s where Infern Isle lies.
Tryger : Some skill sets require certain conditions before you can coax ’em out, so to speak. For example...
Tryger : ...some can only be obtained by combinin’ the existin’ skills of monsters usin’ synthesis.
Tryger : There are other ways to acquire skills. You just have to experiment, I reckon.
Tryger : I wonder how much damage that catastrophe on Infern Isle has done.
Tryger : I just hope no one’s been hurt...
Tryger : Some skill sets require certain conditions before you can coax ’em out, so to speak. For example...
Tryger : ...some can only be obtained by combinin’ the existin’ skills of monsters usin’ synthesis.
Tryger : There are other ways to acquire skills. You just have to experiment, I reckon.
Tryger : The scouts are coming back from the islands to take part in Solitaire’s Challenge.
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Slimon : Thanks. Slime you later!
Slimon : Thanks. Slime you later!
Kitty : Okay, good luck!
Kitty : Okay, good luck!
Lizzy : Let’s do this again some time.
Lizzy : Let’s do this again some time.
Ooligan : See ya, mate.
Ooligan : See ya, mate.
Chuck : gurgle Bye!
Chuck : gurgle Bye!
Tryger : Look out for me at the next cosplay conference, okay?
Tryger : I’ll be the guy in the weartiger costume...
Tryger : Look out for me at the next cosplay conference, okay?
Tryger : I’ll be the guy in the weartiger costume...
Missy : Nice doing business with you. But remember this doesn’t make us friends, okay?
Missy : Nice doing business with you. But remember this doesn’t make us friends, okay?
Rapheal : Cheerio!
Rapheal : Cheerio!
Bob A. Job : Cheers, mate. Let’s do this again some time.
Bob A. Job : Cheers, mate. Let’s do this again some time.
Rusty : Well, I think that’s everything. Give me a shout if you have anything else you’d like to swap.
Rusty : Well, I think that’s everything. Give me a shout if you have anything else you’d like to swap.
Solitaire : Oh, is that it? ’Kay, see ya.
Solitaire : Oh, is that it? ’Kay, see ya.
Solitaire : Oh, is that it? ’Kay, see ya.
Solitaire : Oh, is that it? ’Kay, see ya.
Solitaire : The fact you came back to this island proves you’re sharper than you look.
Solitaire : As soon as they could, all the scouts who didn’t know better ran off to the other islands.
Solitaire : But to find darkonium, you have to search every nook and cranny, not sprint for the horizon.
Solitaire : This is the scouts’ den.
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Wingle : Given a choice between fight and flight, you’d choose to fight, right?
Wingle : Excellent choice.
Wingle : Chicken.
Percy Weed : Er, excuse me. Would you care for a battle?
Percy Weed : Oh, goody!
Percy Weed : Aw...
Sebeastian : Hey, loser. Wanna try and take me on?
Sebeastian : Right. You asked for it!
Sebeastian : Aw, come on. Don’t be a wuss.
Sebeastian : Give me fight, pleeease! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
Victoria : What, you want a battle? Is that why you’re talking to me?
Victoria : Suits me just fine. Now show me what you got!
Victoria : So, what then? Are you trying to pick me up? I’m out of your league.
Wyrma : Excuse me! Could I tempt you to a little battle?
Wyrma : Oh, thank you! But do be gentle with me, okay? I haven’t done this too often.
Wyrma : Oh? Aren’t you feeling up to it?
Orephelia : I-I’m no good at battles, you know. I never win.
Orephelia : Do you really want to fight someone like me?
Orephelia : Well, please don’t hurt me.
Orephelia : That’s right. Fighting me wouldn’t be any fun.
Nick : giggles Oh, looks like it’s my lucky day.
Nick : You and me, we fight, right?
Nick : Dinner time!
Nick : Pfft. I needed to make some cash, fast.
Christough : In this world, power is everything. We shall fight, young scout!
Christough : There can be only one!
Christough : Bah! What fun are you?
Seedy Player : Hey, kid. Do me a favour and fight me, okay?
Seedy Player : Heheheh, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about... The kid’s got guts!
Seedy Player : Aw, come on. Don’t make me beg!
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Wingle : Given a choice between fight and flight, you’d choose to fight, right?
Wingle : Excellent choice.
Wingle : Chicken.
Percy Weed : Er, excuse me. Would you care for a battle?
Percy Weed : Oh, goody!
Percy Weed : Aw...
Sebeastian : Hey, loser. Wanna try and take me on?
Sebeastian : Right. You asked for it!
Sebeastian : Aw, come on. Don’t be a wuss.
Sebeastian : Give me fight, pleeease! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
Victoria : What, you want a battle? Is that why you’re talking to me?
Victoria : Suits me just fine. Now show me what you got!
Victoria : So, what then? Are you trying to pick me up? I’m out of your league.
Wyrma : Excuse me! Could I tempt you to a little battle?
Wyrma : Oh, thank you! But do be gentle with me, okay? I haven’t done this too often.
Wyrma : Oh? Aren’t you feeling up to it?
Orephelia : I-I’m no good at battles, you know. I never win.
Orephelia : Do you really want to fight someone like me?
Orephelia : Well, please don’t hurt me.
Orephelia : That’s right. Fighting me wouldn’t be any fun.
Nick : giggles Oh, looks like it’s my lucky day.
Nick : You and me, we fight, right?
Nick : Dinner time!
Nick : Pfft. I needed to make some cash, fast.
Christough : In this world, power is everything. We shall fight, young scout!
Christough : There can be only one!
Christough : Bah! What fun are you?
Seedy Player : Hey, kid. Do me a favour and fight me, okay?
Seedy Player : Heheheh, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about... The kid’s got guts!
Seedy Player : Aw, come on. Don’t make me beg!
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Canasta Croupier : Tah-da-da-DAH! It’s news hour, and I’m your host, Canasta Croupier!
Canasta Croupier : The seventh Monster Scout Challenge is finally underway!
Canasta Croupier : Make sure you check it out!
Canasta Croupier : Hey, kid. You look like you’re new to the scouting game, so let me give you some free advice.
Canasta Croupier : Though your monsters will recover from paralysis and poison at the end of each battle...
Canasta Croupier : ...it’s best to cure them during the fight. They’ll be less vulnerable that way.
Canasta Croupier : All challenge participants are asked to register at HQ.
Canasta Croupier : Please do not travel to the other islands until you have done so.
Canasta Croupier : The entrance to the sewers is down that way.
Canasta Croupier : I’d stay away if I were you. They’re no place for a young ’un like yourself.
Canasta Croupier : From this jetty, you can go to Xeroph Isle and Infern Isle.
Canasta Croupier : They have a battle arena on Xeroph Isle. All scouts should go at least once.
Canasta Croupier : As for Infern Isle... Well, there’s a little village there...and not much else.
Canasta Croupier : That great big building up there is the Monster Scout Organisation’s HQ.
Canasta Croupier : It’s the symbol of our island. We’re very proud of it.
Canasta Croupier : If you want to register for the challenge, go to HQ.
Canasta Croupier : I thought the evenings would be a bit livelier now the challenge’s started.
Canasta Croupier : I want to see a bit of action around here!
Canasta Croupier : Oh, are you here to register for the challenge? Then please go straight in!
Canasta Croupier : Hey, did you hear what happened yesterday!?
Canasta Croupier : HQ was attacked by monsters! Can you believe that?
Canasta Croupier : Except, there was only one of them. And it was just a little fellow.
Canasta Croupier : Some of us scouts got together to, y’know, shoo it away and everything. It soon turned tail.
Canasta Croupier : I wonder what that Scout’s Mark thing could be? It must be VERY valuable.
Canasta Croupier : I mean, if the Commissioner is THAT enthusiastic about it...
Canasta Croupier : You know the monster that broke into HQ? They say it looked like a white dog.
Canasta Croupier : I wish I could’ve seen it.
Canasta Croupier : Tah-da-da-DAH! It’s news hour, and I’m your host, Canasta Croupier!
Canasta Croupier : The seventh Monster Scout Challenge is finally underway!
Canasta Croupier : Make sure you check it out!
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Wingle : Given a choice between fight and flight, you’d choose to fight, right?
Wingle : Excellent choice.
Wingle : Chicken.
Percy Weed : Er, excuse me. Would you care for a battle?
Percy Weed : Oh, goody!
Percy Weed : Aw...
Sebeastian : Hey, loser. Wanna try and take me on?
Sebeastian : Right. You asked for it!
Sebeastian : Aw, come on. Don’t be a wuss.
Sebeastian : Give me fight, pleeease! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
Victoria : What, you want a battle? Is that why you’re talking to me?
Victoria : Suits me just fine. Now show me what you got!
Victoria : So, what then? Are you trying to pick me up? I’m out of your league.
Wyrma : Excuse me! Could I tempt you to a little battle?
Wyrma : Oh, thank you! But do be gentle with me, okay? I haven’t done this too often.
Wyrma : Oh? Aren’t you feeling up to it?
Orephelia : I-I’m no good at battles, you know. I never win.
Orephelia : Do you really want to fight someone like me?
Orephelia : Well, please don’t hurt me.
Orephelia : That’s right. Fighting me wouldn’t be any fun.
Nick : giggles Oh, looks like it’s my lucky day.
Nick : You and me, we fight, right?
Nick : Dinner time!
Nick : Pfft. I needed to make some cash, fast.
Christough : In this world, power is everything. We shall fight, young scout!
Christough : There can be only one!
Christough : Bah! What fun are you?
Seedy Player : Hey, kid. Do me a favour and fight me, okay?
Seedy Player : Heheheh, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about... The kid’s got guts!
Seedy Player : Aw, come on. Don’t make me beg!
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Wingle : Given a choice between fight and flight, you’d choose to fight, right?
Wingle : Excellent choice.
Wingle : Chicken.
Percy Weed : Er, excuse me. Would you care for a battle?
Percy Weed : Oh, goody!
Percy Weed : Aw...
Sebeastian : Hey, loser. Wanna try and take me on?
Sebeastian : Right. You asked for it!
Sebeastian : Aw, come on. Don’t be a wuss.
Sebeastian : Give me fight, pleeease! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
Victoria : What, you want a battle? Is that why you’re talking to me?
Victoria : Suits me just fine. Now show me what you got!
Victoria : So, what then? Are you trying to pick me up? I’m out of your league.
Wyrma : Excuse me! Could I tempt you to a little battle?
Wyrma : Oh, thank you! But do be gentle with me, okay? I haven’t done this too often.
Wyrma : Oh? Aren’t you feeling up to it?
Orephelia : I-I’m no good at battles, you know. I never win.
Orephelia : Do you really want to fight someone like me?
Orephelia : Well, please don’t hurt me.
Orephelia : That’s right. Fighting me wouldn’t be any fun.
Nick : giggles Oh, looks like it’s my lucky day.
Nick : You and me, we fight, right?
Nick : Dinner time!
Nick : Pfft. I needed to make some cash, fast.
Christough : In this world, power is everything. We shall fight, young scout!
Christough : There can be only one!
Christough : Bah! What fun are you?
Seedy Player : Hey, kid. Do me a favour and fight me, okay?
Seedy Player : Heheheh, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about... The kid’s got guts!
Seedy Player : Aw, come on. Don’t make me beg!
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Wingle : Given a choice between fight and flight, you’d choose to fight, right?
Wingle : Excellent choice.
Wingle : Chicken.
Percy Weed : Er, excuse me. Would you care for a battle?
Percy Weed : Oh, goody!
Percy Weed : Aw...
Sebeastian : Hey, loser. Wanna try and take me on?
Sebeastian : Right. You asked for it!
Sebeastian : Aw, come on. Don’t be a wuss.
Sebeastian : Give me fight, pleeease! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
Victoria : What, you want a battle? Is that why you’re talking to me?
Victoria : Suits me just fine. Now show me what you got!
Victoria : So, what then? Are you trying to pick me up? I’m out of your league.
Wyrma : Excuse me! Could I tempt you to a little battle?
Wyrma : Oh, thank you! But do be gentle with me, okay? I haven’t done this too often.
Wyrma : Oh? Aren’t you feeling up to it?
Orephelia : I-I’m no good at battles, you know. I never win.
Orephelia : Do you really want to fight someone like me?
Orephelia : Well, please don’t hurt me.
Orephelia : That’s right. Fighting me wouldn’t be any fun.
Nick : giggles Oh, looks like it’s my lucky day.
Nick : You and me, we fight, right?
Nick : Dinner time!
Nick : Pfft. I needed to make some cash, fast.
Christough : In this world, power is everything. We shall fight, young scout!
Christough : There can be only one!
Christough : Bah! What fun are you?
Seedy Player : Hey, kid. Do me a favour and fight me, okay?
Seedy Player : Heheheh, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about... The kid’s got guts!
Seedy Player : Aw, come on. Don’t make me beg!
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The Great Looking Glass : Companion of the Incarnus...
The Great Looking Glass : Not for 300 years have I seen the sacred beast.
The Great Looking Glass : Know that it is my duty to send you to the holy place you seek...
The Great Looking Glass : ...but I may not do so yet.
The Great Looking Glass : Without the blessing of the sun and moon, my once shining face has become clouded.
The Great Looking Glass : Return me to the light once more, and I shall guide you to your destination.
The Great Looking Glass : Ah! You bear the solar tablet!
The Great Looking Glass : Quickly now. Place it upon the altar!
The Great Looking Glass : It is my sacred duty to send the Incarnus to the Nexus.
The Great Looking Glass : But I may not do so yet.
The Great Looking Glass : Without the blessing of the sun and moon, my once shining face has become clouded.
The Great Looking Glass : Return me to the light once more, and I shall guide you to your destination.
The Great Looking Glass : Ah! You bear the solar tablet!
The Great Looking Glass : Quickly now. Place it upon the altar!
The Great Looking Glass : You have brought me the blessing of the moon, but still the sun forsakes me.
The Great Looking Glass : Bring me its blessing from the Temple of the Sun.
The Great Looking Glass : Seek the entrance to the Temple of the Sun on the south side of the island.
The Great Looking Glass : If you would like to leave these ruins, I can assist you. Is that your wish?
The Great Looking Glass : So be it.
The Great Looking Glass : Ah! You bear the solar tablet!
The Great Looking Glass : Quickly now. Place it upon the altar!
The Great Looking Glass : You have brought me the blessing of the sun, but still the moon forsakes me.
The Great Looking Glass : The moon’s blessing may be found in the Temple of the Moon.
The Great Looking Glass : Seek the entrance to the Temple of the Moon on the north side of Celeste Isle.
The Great Looking Glass : Companion of the Incarnus, give me the blessing of the moon!
The Great Looking Glass : If you would like to leave these ruins, I can assist you. Is that your wish?
The Great Looking Glass : So be it.
The Great Looking Glass : Ah! You bear the lunar tablet!
The Great Looking Glass : Quickly now. Place it upon the altar!
The Great Looking Glass : With the blessing of both sun and moon, I may at last fulfil my sacred duty.
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Wingle : Given a choice between fight and flight, you’d choose to fight, right?
Wingle : Excellent choice.
Wingle : Chicken.
Percy Weed : Er, excuse me. Would you care for a battle?
Percy Weed : Oh, goody!
Percy Weed : Aw...
Sebeastian : Hey, loser. Wanna try and take me on?
Sebeastian : Right. You asked for it!
Sebeastian : Aw, come on. Don’t be a wuss.
Sebeastian : Give me fight, pleeease! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
Victoria : What, you want a battle? Is that why you’re talking to me?
Victoria : Suits me just fine. Now show me what you got!
Victoria : So, what then? Are you trying to pick me up? I’m out of your league.
Wyrma : Excuse me! Could I tempt you to a little battle?
Wyrma : Oh, thank you! But do be gentle with me, okay? I haven’t done this too often.
Wyrma : Oh? Aren’t you feeling up to it?
Orephelia : I-I’m no good at battles, you know. I never win.
Orephelia : Do you really want to fight someone like me?
Orephelia : Well, please don’t hurt me.
Orephelia : That’s right. Fighting me wouldn’t be any fun.
Nick : giggles Oh, looks like it’s my lucky day.
Nick : You and me, we fight, right?
Nick : Dinner time!
Nick : Pfft. I needed to make some cash, fast.
Christough : In this world, power is everything. We shall fight, young scout!
Christough : There can be only one!
Christough : Bah! What fun are you?
Seedy Player : Hey, kid. Do me a favour and fight me, okay?
Seedy Player : Heheheh, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about... The kid’s got guts!
Seedy Player : Aw, come on. Don’t make me beg!
Scene s053(72 lines)
Wingle : Given a choice between fight and flight, you’d choose to fight, right?
Wingle : Excellent choice.
Wingle : Chicken.
Percy Weed : Er, excuse me. Would you care for a battle?
Percy Weed : Oh, goody!
Percy Weed : Aw...
Sebeastian : Hey, loser. Wanna try and take me on?
Sebeastian : Right. You asked for it!
Sebeastian : Aw, come on. Don’t be a wuss.
Sebeastian : Give me fight, pleeease! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
Victoria : What, you want a battle? Is that why you’re talking to me?
Victoria : Suits me just fine. Now show me what you got!
Victoria : So, what then? Are you trying to pick me up? I’m out of your league.
Wyrma : Excuse me! Could I tempt you to a little battle?
Wyrma : Oh, thank you! But do be gentle with me, okay? I haven’t done this too often.
Wyrma : Oh? Aren’t you feeling up to it?
Orephelia : I-I’m no good at battles, you know. I never win.
Orephelia : Do you really want to fight someone like me?
Orephelia : Well, please don’t hurt me.
Orephelia : That’s right. Fighting me wouldn’t be any fun.
Nick : giggles Oh, looks like it’s my lucky day.
Nick : You and me, we fight, right?
Nick : Dinner time!
Nick : Pfft. I needed to make some cash, fast.
Christough : In this world, power is everything. We shall fight, young scout!
Christough : There can be only one!
Christough : Bah! What fun are you?
Seedy Player : Hey, kid. Do me a favour and fight me, okay?
Seedy Player : Heheheh, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about... The kid’s got guts!
Seedy Player : Aw, come on. Don’t make me beg!
Scene s061(114 lines)
Wingle : Given a choice between fight and flight, you’d choose to fight, right?
Wingle : Excellent choice.
Wingle : Chicken.
Percy Weed : Er, excuse me. Would you care for a battle?
Percy Weed : Oh, goody!
Percy Weed : Aw...
Sebeastian : Hey, loser. Wanna try and take me on?
Sebeastian : Right. You asked for it!
Sebeastian : Aw, come on. Don’t be a wuss.
Sebeastian : Give me fight, pleeease! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
Victoria : What, you want a battle? Is that why you’re talking to me?
Victoria : Suits me just fine. Now show me what you got!
Victoria : So, what then? Are you trying to pick me up? I’m out of your league.
Wyrma : Excuse me! Could I tempt you to a little battle?
Wyrma : Oh, thank you! But do be gentle with me, okay? I haven’t done this too often.
Wyrma : Oh? Aren’t you feeling up to it?
Orephelia : I-I’m no good at battles, you know. I never win.
Orephelia : Do you really want to fight someone like me?
Orephelia : Well, please don’t hurt me.
Orephelia : That’s right. Fighting me wouldn’t be any fun.
Nick : giggles Oh, looks like it’s my lucky day.
Nick : You and me, we fight, right?
Nick : Dinner time!
Nick : Pfft. I needed to make some cash, fast.
Christough : In this world, power is everything. We shall fight, young scout!
Christough : There can be only one!
Christough : Bah! What fun are you?
Seedy Player : Hey, kid. Do me a favour and fight me, okay?
Seedy Player : Heheheh, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about... The kid’s got guts!
Seedy Player : Aw, come on. Don’t make me beg!
Scene s062(72 lines)
Wingle : Given a choice between fight and flight, you’d choose to fight, right?
Wingle : Excellent choice.
Wingle : Chicken.
Percy Weed : Er, excuse me. Would you care for a battle?
Percy Weed : Oh, goody!
Percy Weed : Aw...
Sebeastian : Hey, loser. Wanna try and take me on?
Sebeastian : Right. You asked for it!
Sebeastian : Aw, come on. Don’t be a wuss.
Sebeastian : Give me fight, pleeease! Pleasepleasepleaseplease!
Victoria : What, you want a battle? Is that why you’re talking to me?
Victoria : Suits me just fine. Now show me what you got!
Victoria : So, what then? Are you trying to pick me up? I’m out of your league.
Wyrma : Excuse me! Could I tempt you to a little battle?
Wyrma : Oh, thank you! But do be gentle with me, okay? I haven’t done this too often.
Wyrma : Oh? Aren’t you feeling up to it?
Orephelia : I-I’m no good at battles, you know. I never win.
Orephelia : Do you really want to fight someone like me?
Orephelia : Well, please don’t hurt me.
Orephelia : That’s right. Fighting me wouldn’t be any fun.
Nick : giggles Oh, looks like it’s my lucky day.
Nick : You and me, we fight, right?
Nick : Dinner time!
Nick : Pfft. I needed to make some cash, fast.
Christough : In this world, power is everything. We shall fight, young scout!
Christough : There can be only one!
Christough : Bah! What fun are you?
Seedy Player : Hey, kid. Do me a favour and fight me, okay?
Seedy Player : Heheheh, now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ about... The kid’s got guts!
Seedy Player : Aw, come on. Don’t make me beg!