Landlord quotes and dialogue

First 30 lines

• There was a monster in the building the other day. I couldn’t believe my eyes!
• ’Course, I kicked it out the instant I saw it.
• Huh? What kind was it?
• Er, I think it was one of those weartiger things.
• There was a WEARTIGER in the building the other day, would you believe! I certainly couldn’t!
• ’Course, I kicked it out the instant I saw it.
• My slime ran away AGAIN! And we were right in the middle of training...
• It’s as if he doesn’t want to BE in the scout challenge! But I know he could do well if he TRIED!
• Don’t believe a word that geezer downstairs tells you. He’s just a crazy old man.
• He’s convinced himself that he’s Dr Snap’s great rival, but he’s the only one who thinks so.
• He claims the most common items as his own inventions.
• My daughter keeps pestering me to take her to the challenge finals.
• I can’t tell you how much I hate that stupid contest.
• It’s putting all sorts of crazy ideas into her head.
• My husband once competed in the challenge himself, you know.
• That was back before our daughter was born.
• Go on, shoo! Out, out, out! I don’t want you making a mess in my nice clean lodging-house!
• Hm? sniff sniff
• I smell something rotten... Where is it coming from?
• More and more people are wandering in here with monsters in tow.
• Walking corpses, gigantes... Don’t they know monsters AREN’T ALLOWED in this lodging-house!?
• I wouldn’t take the old geezer who lives downstairs too seriously, if I were you.
• He just keeps tellin’ fibs so he can get more attention.
• The finals were fairly exciting, I must admit...
• ...but that still doesn’t mean I’m going to allow my daughter to become a scout.
• sob
• My husband cried when he watched the finals. He couldn’t help himself.
• Of course, he tried to deny it. He can be so silly at times. I KNOW he really misses scouting.
• How many times do I have to tell people? No monsters allowed!
• What? So they just die in the end? What kind of story is that?