Mr Wuffles quotes and dialogue

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• slobber GRRRRRR. ME HUNGRY.
• I bet you’ve got lots of girlfriends, being in the finals and all.
• I could never be that popular. Not in a thousand years.
• sigh I wish someone would open a matchmaking service for scouts...
• Mr Wuffles won’t accept any monster less than Rank A though we’d much prefer Rank S.
• But the matchmaking centre is hopeless.
• We’ve been here FOREVER and they haven’t found a single suitable partner.
• We refuse to compromise. Mr Wuffles is VERY particular.
• drool GRRRAWN. ME SLEEPY.
• Hey, champ. I bet you have all the girlfriends a guy could want, eh?
• Aaah, I’d give anything to be in your shoes. Anything!
• sigh I wish someone would open a matchmaking service for scouts...
• You seem to have some interesting monsters with you.
• I wonder if one of them would be a good match for Mr Wuffles?
• But if we did bring them together, I would have to say bye-bye to Mr Wuffles.
• ...NO! I couldn’t bear to part with him!
• sigh I should never have brought him here in the first place...
• I couldn’t possibly live without my Mr Wuffles.
• URRRGH. ME HAVE ACCIDENT.
• Yeah, well...actually, we’re going on a date.
• We’re both here all the time, see, and I started to notice how pretty she was.
• So I plucked up my courage and asked her out. And she said yes!
• She’s a scout too, so we have lots in common.
• Fancy meeting a man here in Monster Matchmaking!
• And it’s all thanks to Mr Wuffles. He’s my own personal cupid.
• dribble ME WANT GO HOME.
• We’re planning to open a Monster Matchmaking service on this floor.
• But we’re a little bit behind schedule.
• I’m so sorry about this. But do come back when we’re open!
• Welcome to Monster Matchmaking, where monsters come together.